NYC's Unexpected Risks: From Impromptu Queues to Landmark Status!
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NYC's Unexpected Risks: From Impromptu Queues to Landmark Status!

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Summary:

  • Impromptu queues form behind anyone who stands still for too long.

  • Prepare for unsolicited life stories from complete strangers.

  • You could unintentionally become a landmark, leading to protests if you move.

  • Owls may land on you, making you a viral sensation.

  • The piece highlights the unpredictable nature of NYC life.

The Unexpected Risks of Standing Still in New York City

Have you ever considered the hidden dangers of simply standing still in the Big Apple? New Yorker illustrator Jenny Kroik explores the surprising consequences in her latest piece, revealing the quirky realities of NYC life.

Person standing, queue forming behind

A line will immediately form behind you.

This seemingly innocuous act can unexpectedly trigger the formation of an impromptu queue. New Yorkers, ever efficient, will assume you're waiting for something, and voila, a line materializes!

Person in conversation

Someone will tell you his life story.

The city's fast-paced energy often gives way to unexpected moments of connection. Find yourself standing still and you might just become the recipient of a complete stranger's life story – a unique New York experience.

Person being declared landmark

Someone might declare you a landmark!

Believe it or not, you could become an unwitting landmark. In the heart of the city, where every inch counts, your stillness might become a cause for protest, attracting onlookers and debate if you dare to move from your unexpectedly legendary spot.

Person with owl

An owl might land on you!

In the surprising twists and turns of urban life, you might even find yourself attracting the attention of a majestic owl, transforming into an instant viral birding sensation.

The article concludes by highlighting the unpredictable nature of standing still in New York City, a city where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Jenny Kroik, the illustrator behind this piece, is a New York City-based artist known for her contributions to The New Yorker and teaching at various universities.

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